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Name

Alexander Lim

About

I am now recovering from a high fever. Despite having not showered the last two days, my armpits still smell fresh. Although my throat hurts, I am able to laugh at videos on Youtube.com which is one of the things that matters most to me in life; therefore my emotional 'positive' outweighs the physical 'negative' bringing me to an overall pleasant disposition.

Please give me work.

Location

Singapore

Email

I am looking for freelance work.

Phone

+65 93851412

Areas of Expertise

painting, geography, copy, copyediting, vagina, water, illustration, copywriting, drawing, geopornography

Skills

Google finding, Wisdom, Stalking, Self-amusement, Robert Plant impersonations, Deep knowledge of water cycle and plate tectonics, retro-synching